It’s No Joke TGIF

If you love cats, sharing makes us purrrr :-)

 

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Perchance to dream

 

It’s Friday; time to chill by the catnip, stretch out on the sofa and have a chuckle about cats, of course.

Kitty Heaven

So one day a cat dies of old age and goes to heaven. God says to the cat, “You were a good cat. What can I do to can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable?”
The cat thinks for a moment and says, “All my life I lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a bare wooden floor.” God says waves his arms and a plump cushion appears.
A few days later, a dozen mice are killed accidentally and go to heaven. Again, God greets them with the same offer. The mice say, “All of our lives we’ve have had to run from cats, dogs and even people with brooms. We’re tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don’t have to run anymore?”
God says, “As you wish,” and gives each mouse a pair of roller skates. A few days later God stops by to check on the cat and finds him happily napping on the pillow. God asks, “How are you?”
The cat stretches and yawns with a Cheshire grin. “I love it here. Better than I could have ever dreamed. And keep sending those delicious Meals On Wheels.”

 

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