Unusual But Funny Valentines For Cat Lovers

Unusual But Funny Feline Valentines For Cat Lovers by Clyde a very old black cat.

Cupid is about to pounce this week. Are you ready? I’m far too old for romantic notions and think Hallmark holidays are waste of money. Why spend your dollars on cards when I’ll share mine for free? If you’re going to dole out a few bucks, spring for some pricey treats or catnip.

You’re welcome,

Clyde.

We must have over a dozen Valentine’s Day posts with vintage cards, weird ones, sweet unique kitty cards, Valentine cat art You name it. Our Archive is huge. Take a peek and see for yourself. I loved the adorable cards last year for writers and bloggers

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Okay, I mean no disrespect but respect is at the root of my displeasure. You see, it all started with an antique Valentine dredged up by Layla.

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Now what self-respecting cat would ever has such low self-esteem? We are noble by nature and not riddled with neurotic insecurities. At least not most of us.

I had no choice but to rate the new Valentine’s Day cards Layla designed as EPIC FAILS. Do let me know if any are amusing or worth sharing with a friend.

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It gets worse. Do you know any cats this desperate for a Valentine? I think not. Desperation is the Kryptonite of love.

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Oh dear, this smacks of co-dependence. The only rescuing cats need are from shelters and adopted.

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This is interesting for its use of the word ” purrfect”. I thought it was a word coined after the advent of the Internet but it’s been around for over 50 years!

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Ah, do you remember gathering in from of the TV without distractions? You could really snuggle up with someone without worrying that they were secretly or not so secretly checking their phone. Cats like 100% focus on them. You can’t pet and scroll at the same.

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From the choppy seas to the stormy skies. No! You do not want a self-destructive “bad-boy” Valentine. They will break your heart but at least you’ll have your cat(s) to comfort you.

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As I’ve contended all along, you’ll be happier making your cat your Valentine. Will you?

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P.S. I hope you enjoyed our Unusual But Funny Feline Valentines For Cat Lovers. To make up for the quirkiness, stop by on Wednesday for our gift of four purrfectly normal cards, you won’t be embarrassed to share.

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Layla, Clyde, Domino, Odin and Nou Nou

17 thoughts on “Unusual But Funny Valentines For Cat Lovers”

  1. We like the dry humor involved in the slight altering of the cards……..
    What is life without a good belly laugh?
    King Clyde is the very best one tho.
    We love you guys! Happy VD to all!!!!
    Luvs
    Skeeter and Izzy and the Feral Gang + Twig & Peanut & Romeo & the Angels >^..^^..^<~

  2. Oh what adorable cards – one thing hasn’t changed through the years though – Valentine’s Day is all about LOVE LOVE and more LOVE!!!! Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you from me and my Mom……….

    Hugs, Teddy

  3. Oh my, what a treasure trove of cats, Layla. Cheddar says it’s good and purry and good and furry.

    I love all the valentines.

    I think Ched is making a paw print valentine for me.
    Just kidding, but a great idea.

    Love,

    Kat hryn

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