I’m still here and so are you but I have a BIG question and need your opinion. As you know I’m an old cat, almost 100 in human years and you don’t need to be Einstein to do the math. At this age I can defy the odds of kidney disease and live another year or could fly off to the great beyond today. That’s life.
Speaking of math, it occurred to me that’s I’ve been writing this column since 2011 and have racked up along with Mancat Mondays, hundreds of posts and gazillions of photo quotes. That’s a pile of kitty wisdom I think could be fun editing into a little e-book but…
I don’t have anything to do with the technical computery parts (that’s what secretarial minions are for) but imagine my horror when I asked my minion mom, Layla, to look at the Monday With Merlin archives and found out they are not organized. What a mess and I can’t exactly fire my scribe/mom/slave. It’s time to take action and take steps to plan my legacy, hence today’s poll. You, my dear reader will help me decide how to proceed before I exit this mortal coil. Forgive my mom’s morbid line of questioning but she likes being prepared. I have no preference; just plugging along in the eternal now. Every day is catnip-laced gravy to me.
P.S. I write this nestled around Layla’s ankles under the duvet and all is well. Mind you, I did take a grand Niagara piss in bed the other day. What can I say, I make it to the litter box (located 8 ft. away) 98% of the time, okay maybe 89% but who is counting? I feel much perkier after sub-Q fluids which I need about 4 times a week now but enough about numbers. I long to feel warm breezes and sunshine on my face and furs again. Spring feels an eternity away but perhaps the cat gods will smile on me and grant me the joy of another purrfect June day.
Thanks and purrs For your input!