Who wants a day at the beach? We haven’t gotten any further than the garden hammock this year and itching for sun sand and surf. If you can’t get away, we have a wet and wild Kitty Caption Contest. Vintage style, naturally.

But first, we’d like to invite you to join us for a little happy dance. Our Black Cat Tells All nonprofit book campaign on Kickstarter has reached its goal. It’s only a small happy dance because we have 4 more days left of crowdfunding and really want to reach at least 5K! If you feel like dancing over to Black Cats Tell All and pledging a dollar or two, we’ll kick up our heels with thanks.

The winner of last week’s wacky water-skiing caption is Seville from Nerissa’s Life. We couldn’t resist adding a couple extra tidbits. The kitten is so true to life and we all know those types, oblivious to the world around them. It’s not deliberate or malicious but more self-centered or PollyAnnaish.

We may offer refreshing captions but the truth is: cats can be salty. If cats could talk our language, they’d sprinkle them with four-letter words. It’s no wonder a favorite cat coloring book currently on Kickstarter Lazy-Ass Cats is going to do well. They had the same goal as us, reached it and have 26 days left of their campaign. I guess their boozing and snoozing, cats behaving badly hit a chord or funny bone or something. What I say: funny sells and sex sells.

We may offer refreshing captions but the truth is: cats can be salty. If cats could talk our language, they’d sprinkle them with four-letter words. It’s no wonder a favorite cat coloring book currently on Kickstarter Lazy-Ass Cats is going to do well. They had the same goal as us, reached it and have 26 days left of their campaign. I guess their boozing and snoozing, cats behaving badly hit a chord or funny bone or something. What can I say: funny sells and sex sells. Always has, always will.

I love Pinterest and just realized, the long narrow images like the one above do well and aren’t cut off like square ones. I like square because Instagram images are square but what’s not funny is every platform prefers different sizes and shapes. It’s enough to make one want to take a long walk off a short pier. This is something I posted on Facebook on Sunday for the hell of it. I hope you’re all feline fine no matter day it is!

Okay kids, kittens, it’s CAPTION TIME. Let’s see what this nutty cat family is up to on their vacation. This reminds me of my childhood. We’d go for drives in the country and I’d beg my dad to stop to pet the cows or any animal. I don’t recall rotisserie chicken on a spit or peeling potatoes anything goes in fantasy feline family. Take a close look at the details. If this doesn’t get your creative juices going, I’ll eat my hat.