Welcome feline lovers, this is Merlin coming to you live from the not so red carpet. Alas, I did not win any Oscars last night but offer you a short video performance. As most of you know, I’m 18 years young and have lost my vision but nothing stops me moving about in the direction I want. Sure I might bump into some things, but isn’t that just like life? If one direction doesn’t work, I’ve learned to try another. I’ve also learned happiness is not a place but being pointed in the right direction sure helps.
I explain all about it in this video. If anyone would like to translate Catspeak into English, go ahead. This just in: it turns out my assistant botched up the video. Off her head, I say. If you’re lucky to view this later, you may see it or not. Life is unpredictable and I’ve learned that nothing is worth getting one’s whiskers twisted.